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HiMERU: (—Hmm. Seems as if the surveillance camera has malfunctioned. The audio and video have both been interrupted.) 

(As expected, it is difficult to monitor anyone within ES. Naturally, there is no reason for them to not have countermeasures against espionage.)

(Even with the power of the Information Bureau— a privilege from the Vice President, who has the right to install surveillance cameras at his convenience…)

(Well, there must be a limit to it. Then so be it.)

(It was to be expected, too. The other members of Crazy:B, especially that Amagi, didn’t seem to be particularly interested in ALKALOID—) 

(It is quite strange, considering that Amagi's brother is also in that unit.)

(But  I¹ wasn’t doing this for anyone, it was just for my own personal research.) 

(It’s not as if this session was pointless for me— Well, let’s just wrap it up for today.)

(It's such a shame, though. After all, it appears like things just started to get heated up there.)

(The person who visited ALKALOID, shown in the last few seconds of that surveillance video—)

(From a quick observation, he seems to be the dangerous type, the kind of person who would end up destroying everything.)

(Please kindly go rampage and leave wounds all over ALKALOID.)

(Especially that Kazehaya Tatsumi.)

(Aaaargh— Kazehaya Tatsumi, Kazehaya Tatsumi, Kazehaya Tatsumi… The name that HiMERU never wanted to hear in his life ever again. It is disgusting to see his face or even hear his voice.)

(—You're the one who hurt people.)

(Don’t you dare nonchalantly enjoy your life, you damn saint bastard.)



Niki: Ohh~~ Is that HiMERU-kun over there? Yaho yaho~, what a coincidence~♪


HiMERU: —Shiina. 


Niki: Yes, Here is Shiina Niki-kun!

Eeh, hm. Are you really HiMERU-kun? My bad, I’m holdin’ a bunch of stuff, so I can’t really see in front of me, so I'm not really sure~!


HiMERU: —Hm. Why are you carrying that much, Shiina? 

We already have enough eyes on us to worry about, thus HiMERU beseeches you to refrain from showing eccentric behaviour.


Niki: Eh, what the heck does beseech mean? Sounds like a complicated word— big words like that are so confusing!

HiMERU-kun really gives off smart guy vibes~, I really respect you, since I’m just an idiot with no education!


HiMERU: (—Technically, I skipped several grades and have already managed to graduate from university. Well…I won't say that myself, by any means.)

(Your academic background has nothing to do with idol activities— it is not something to show off.)



Niki: Hm~... Huh, are you really HiMERU-kun? Somehow you “smell” kinda different from usual?


HiMERU: —You think so? It’s the same perfume as usual, though. This is quite strange. 


Niki: Hmm? Ahh no, maybe it's just me? Looking closely, you really are HiMERU-kun! Whew, thank goodness!

I almost looked like some kind of weirdo who suddenly talks to strangers~, ahaha~♪


HiMERU: —Shiina, HiMERU thinks it would be best to avoid being noisy in the lobby. 

HiMERU has already said this multiple times, but we are the ones picking a fight with the entirety of ES… We are prone to being estranged.

HiMERU is not telling you to lay low, but HiMERU thinks it wouldn’t be very favorable to unnecessarily sow the seeds of trouble yourself.

In Japanese society, people who stick out too much get punished, so it’s best to not stick out to avoid garnering negative attention.


Niki: That is so true~. People in ES seem so tense recently— they even glare at me with super scary expressions!

Well, it’s not a bother for me, so I’m alright!

Scary looks won't kill anyone~. Eating 3 meals a day is more important!

Fufun. I'm actually thinking of making dishes from these ingredients that I got myself and devouring it all until I'm satisfied, but...

If you have time, how about joining me, HiMERU-kun? Food eaten with someone else is more delicious than food eaten alone!


HiMERU: —HiMERU was wondering what you had so much of. So these are all food ingredients?

It’s not like we’re involved in some kind of siege warfare. You don’t have to bulk-buy months worth of ingredients.


Niki: Actually, this is just a few days worth at most, you see?

Lately, because I have to go along with Rinne-kun and keep being forced to do a lot of concerts, if I don't occasionally buy this much then the stock will run out fast, y'know?

Rinne-kun is a troublesome one, right? Even though it’s such a pain, everyone’s eyes end up on us— I don’t even have the motivation to be an idol.


HiMERU: —Hm. HiMERU heard information about that too; so it was true. HiMERU thought you were just acting the part of an unmotivated character.

From HiMERU’s perspective, your skills as an idol were good enough to be seen as top-notch.

So it is quite hard to believe that someone who has no will to do things is actually capable of shining that much.


Niki: Eeh~. Even HiMERU-kun would say that...?

I'm just a simple cook. It's seriously annoying getting all caught up in this. Can we get this all wrapped up already~?

Since the agency went and said they would fire me, I'd love to just let them do it.

The only thing I would regret is losing the L$ i've earned, because that can be used for food expenses.


HiMERU: —Hm. HiMERU has never thought about ending his idol career. 


Niki: Hee~. I don't really get what's so fun about it… While it's true that being with ES makes it easier to earn money, in this world there are so many other types of job opportunities too.


HiMERU: —Hm. Shiina truly only views idol work as a job, huh.


Niki: Weeell, actually, to put it bluntly, any work is fine as long as it can give me the resources to get food.

To be honest, I don't really get what makes people in ES so tense all the time.

Looking at the people around me, I can see them crying, laughing, running here and there and everywhere— 

It makes me feel like I'm in a different world entirely. Whatever is happening to the idol industry or entertainment industry doesn’t mean anything for us normies, because it has nothing to do with us.

It makes me feel taken aback; it's actually really off-putting.


HiMERU: —Fufu. As you said, the entertainment world has recently had such a bizarre atmosphere. You could say it's almost fictitious in nature.

And if it's a work of fiction, there must be an author writing it. But who is writing our story— and who is reading it?


Notes :


¹ HiMERU refer himself with 俺 (ore) here instead of the usual HiMERU.

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Location : Dormitory Kitchen - Autumn




Souma: Oh... Shiina-dono. You’ve already started cooking? Although, I can't see the other members around. 



Niki: Ahhh Kanzaki-kun. Good afternoon~ ♪ I cooked this Aglio Olio Peperoncino for myself, it has nothing to do with Niki's Kitchen activity.


Souma: Aario Oorio?


Niki: Eh, you don't know? Do you recognize Peperoncino alone then~? They serve it in the employee cafeteria.


Souma: Yes. I’ve tried making that myself. Is "Ahrio Ohlio Peperonchino'' the real name of Peperonchino? 


Niki: Yup, Aglio Olio is the sauce that is made using olive oil and garlic—


And Aglio Olio Peperonchino is when you add Chili peppers and Pasta into it.


By the way, Peperoncino means Chili peppers in Italian. It sounds like a fancy dish here in Japan, but it doesn't work that way in Italy. 


Sena-kun said he ordered that in Florence once and all he got was just Chilli peppers on a plate. Nhaha ♪ 


Souma: Hoo. It must be really embarrassing to experience things like that in a foreign country…


… You've cooked a lot, but it seems that you’ve already eaten more than half of it... Your stomach is really strong Shiina-dono.


But, won’t it hinder the activities for Nikizu Kitchin if you eat that much?


Niki: Worry not, this one goes to a different stomach ♪

What do you say, Kanzaki-kun?? If you want, you can have some.


Souma: I'm okay. Although, thank you for the offer. It would be difficult to enjoy cooking with a full stomach after all.



Yuzuru: My apologies for interrupting your discussion. Good Afternoon, both of you. 


Niki: Fushimi-kun, VicePres. You guys must be close for you to come here together, huh~



Yuzuru & Ibara: We are absolutely not.


Niki: … Even though you both were harmonizing just now?


Ibara: That’s nothing but a coincidence. Both our remarks just now and the timing of our arrival.


Yuzuru: Just as he said. It was merely a coincidence, please don't say such unpleasant things.


Niki: Hmmm~? Well, it doesn’t matter anyway... Since everyone already gathered, it is time to start Niki's Kitchen~


Oops— before we start I have to place "that" on  ♪


Ibara: Ahh, the Framed photo of Sena-shi, yes?


Souma: Yes. He’s barely been able to join the Circle activities. That’s why it has now become a tradition to put his photo up instead. 


Niki: If we just use his photo as it is, it will become like a photo of a deceased person, so Sena-kun himself put his signature and sticker on it. Thanks to that, the kitchen now seems glorious ♪ 


With this, everyone really has gathered! Once again I'm starting our Activity~

Ahem. Today's menu is simmered mackerel with miso, miso soup, braised chicken and vegetables (Chikuzenni) and spinach with sesame sauce. It’s a balanced meal (ichiju sansai)¹ with fish as the main dish.


It's a big menu, that's why we will split up the work  ☆


Souma: When it comes to handling the fish, please leave it up to me!.. Ha!! SOIYAA! 


Niki: Ohh, throwing the fish into the air and filleting it huh. That's so acrobatic~


Ibara: I will measure the ingredients, please don't worry, I won't miss even a single number behind the comma. 


Yuzuru: Then I will be the one cutting the vegetables. I'll make sure to cut them into even lengths.



Niki: Yes, please do ♪


(Everyone surely has their own unique cooking style, don't they? There are a lot of Idols that have strong traits like this.)


( Instructions like “a pinch” or “just a bit” are used in recipes, so you don’t actually need to be too accurate about it)


( Though it does make me happy that they’re very enthusiastic about it. It uplifts my mood a lot just by watching them.... ♪)



After that, in the dorm common room




Niki: Now it's time to eat the long-awaited meal!! Put your hands together~ Thanks for the food ☆


Souma: Thanks for the food. Shiina-dono, are you planning to eat it with the Ahrio Ohrio that you made before?


Niki: Ofcourse~. I didn't get to finish it on time so I had some leftovers.


Yuzuru: Ho—how do I say it... That seems to be a poorly paired combination there.


Ibara: Shiina-shi, don’t you think there’s a limit to too many calories??


Niki: Nahaha, I'll be fine~ ♪ *munch munch*... How many times have we had this Niki's Kitchen activity already? I kinda forgot.


What do you think? Is the experience y'all got from here useful for your daily life?


Souma: Yes. My cooking reepaatorie Has increased, And I’ve gained more opportunities to cook for others as well. 


It makes me happy that everyone gladly eats the food I made. It ignited a motivation in my heart to improve. It might be too early to say this, but I'm looking forward to the next activity…. ♪


Ibara: I generally agree with Mr. Kanzaki. The food I cook is mainly for His Excellency, but even he told me it was delicious. 


My range of food arrangements expands with every activity I partake in, So it is certainly a worthy activity to participate in. 


Yuzuru: Thanks to Niki's kitchen, Bocchama would always eat his food with a smile. 

He needs to eat more vegetables too, so I would like to learn recipes that can be delicious even for someone who dislikes vegetables. 


Niki: Was that a request? Alrighty, I'll think about that.


Yuzuru: Thank you for the consideration, I'm looking forward to the dishes that you will teach us ♪


Ibara: You sure like bringing up personal subjects in the Circle activity talks huh. Don't you think you’re spoiling your master a little too much?


Yuzuru: Ibara... If I may have a word, don't you think you’re also— 


Souma: Hm... Seems like there’s suddenly a strange mood in the air… hm? 

Shiina-dono, why are you staring at them with such a tender smile?


Niki: Ah no~ I just think that having a fun meal is nice♪ When our life is in danger, we will end up stuffing the food into our mouths without thinking about anything, but…


In the end, dining is better when it's lively. Getting to eat with someone makes it even more delicious~


(But their verbal fight might be a bit too lively for the fun dining. Even Kanzaki-kun seems to be worried... If it's like this—)


Fushimi-kun, VicePres! Your fight should end here! Let's continue it in the Kitchen— 

Both of you should compete in a creative dessert competition!


Ibara: Creative dessert competition..?


Niki: Yes yes, dessert is what comes after dining after all, whoever makes the more delicious dish will be the winner ♪


Yuzuru: Sounds good, I will accept the challenge. I make desserts for Bocchama so I have confidence in this.

I will be winning this one, Ibara  ♪


Ibara: Do keep your guards down as much as you like, I’ll make sure to destroy you at your own game, aHaHaHaHa  ☆


Niki: Both of you surely fired up~ I'm looking forward for the dessert ♪ *munch munch*... 


Souma: Thanks to Shiina-dono's quick wit, the fight seems to have settled down now. 

Though, even after eating that much, Shiina-dono still wants to eat deazaato? Do sweets also belong to a different stomach?


Niki: Ofcourse~ ♪ I can't wait~! I want to eat it immediately! Aight. If it's like this, I'm gonna make dessert too!! 

If you can't eat that you can just leave it be!! I will take responsibility to eat it!

Since we finally got to do circle activity today. I will keep eating until I'm full... ☆


NOTE :

¹一汁三菜 literally means 1 soup 3 dish, it's the balanced meal used commonly by family in japan


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