JP & EN proofer : royalquintet, iridesenescence
Season : ⭐
Outer Space

Rinne: *pant*...*pant*...
Well damn, I’m just about screwed in a two-against-one…

Hokuto: Why don’t you just surrender? Even if we continue fighting, you have no chance of winning
Rinne: Yeah yeah, I get it. So this is as far as my luck takes me, huh. Fine, I give u―
Juuust kidding! Crafty lil’ Rinne-kyun still has a trump card hidden up his sleeve!
Hokuto: An electromagnetic pulse?!

Tsukasa: This is bad, Hidaka-senpai! That device is jamming our signals! He's planning on disabling our radars so he can escape!
Hokuto: Like hell I'll let him escape―
Rinne: Kyahaha! I ain't stickin' around to fight a losing battle -- time to hightail it! When even the goddess of luck has abandoned me, it’s time to be a good lil’ boy and retreat!
Urgh…?!
Wh-What was that? The attack just now…! Somethin' came from my blind spot!
Oh hell! The rocket booster's busted…!
Hokuto: What was that beam…?
Tsukasa: Look over there! Several battleships are approaching us!

Eichi: It appears that I have made it in time.
Hokuto: Tenshouin-senpai…?
Eichi: You’ve both done wonderful work, Hokuto, Tsukasa-kun.
Hokuto: I’m seeing a lot of enormous space battleships―just what is this fleet for?
Eichi: Fufu. This is my private military force that I had prepared in case of emergency.
I prepared this in secret, just in case I needed to get rid of hindrances like you all.
An explosion at the docks turned into a battle, and now you’re all weakened after fighting amongst each other. With a plan like this, it'll be easy enough to eliminate all three of you at once. ♪
Hokuto: What…?
Tsukasa: What did you just say, Onii-sama? It sounded like you wanted to shoot us down―I don't believe this electromagnetic pulse would interfere with our transmission, though?
Eichi: You appear confused, but this is your fault, you know. You have questioned the perfect system―the new DreamFes.
Such defective elements must be eliminated as quickly as possible.
Hokuto: What? You're gonna eliminate us over a reason like that…?
That’s tyranny!
Tsukasa: As Hidaka-senpai says. In the first place, there are only a small number of us managing our district, correct? If we purge people for a simple difference in ideas, we will meet our ruin before long.
Eichi: Fufufu. I find absolutely no issue with it.
From the moment you stepped aboard the spaceship, I had already stored the data of your memory.
And not only that—I hold the key to cloning technology in my hands.
Even if your bodies were to be destroyed, I can simply replace them and transplant the stored memories from when you first awakened.
In fact, Hokuto… this body is your fifth.
Hokuto: That’s ridiculous. Are you saying that I am just a clone with relocated memories…?
Rinne: … Yeah, this guy ain’t bluffin’. Y'see, I unfortunately stumbled on the secrets of the ES Space Plan.
So I made a decision. I would steal the new mobile suit from the dock so I can kill all the masterminds.
The first step to that is wreckin’ up this sheltered paradise producing fakeass idols. If I take control of the Space Colony and throw you into the void beyond, we'll have peace again for sure.
Sorry to involve you in all this, but this is why I took down your partners in the first place.
Heh, I might not look it, but I know how to rule ♪
At the very least, I’d make the world a better place than it is under those who’re just tryin’ to take advantage of idols! Don't you think so?
Hokuto: …
Eichi: Which is justice and which is evil―perhaps you are confused?
Try thinking clearly about it for a moment. Essentially, it is important for people who have crossed over to the final frontier to work together under the common goal of pioneering.
Otherwise, it would only be natural for our efforts to taper off with petty disputes.
However, in the end, humans have always been self-serving creatures. Perhaps the stress of life in space leads you to label the new DreamFes as cruel and to romanticize the old days.
Thus I have prepared the reset button for you in advance. No matter how the situation changes, it can restore you to your original, ideal state.
Hokuto: So that’s what clone technology is meant for…!
Eichi: Yes. We call it cryosleep; with this, we can continuously produce idols with their memories and experiences completely set back to default.
And this is how we can constantly supply new idols for DreamFes.
The eternal idols who neither age nor die—these are the beings I have created.
Well then, let’s ask this generation’s Hokuto a question.
You've discovered the secret behind idols, and you also learned that you are but a component in a system where idols can be replaced.
Of course, this is true for me as well. If you were to kill me here, no doubt the second and the third Tenshouin Eichi will appear as clones.
Behind the dream lurks a bloody reality.
Now that your idol dreams have been shattered, what reason do you have to continue fighting?
Hokuto: …
(So this is the truth. I’m sure even Akehoshi has already been…)
(We are merely clones, nothing but disposable beings… Under such circumstances, it’s true that fighting might be meaningless…)
(But then... What is this anger? Why does my blood feel like it's boiling…?)
(Ah, I see now. I am angry for Hidaka Hokuto and his partners who died as gears in this system.)
(...For those who were being used as idols without knowing the truth.)
...Gh!
You want a "reason"? I have mine right here!
Eichi: That necklace...
Hokuto: This is the evidence of who we are. You might say we're clones, but the past that we went through hasn't changed.
Tricktsar still exists inside of me―inside of us.
Tenshouin-senpai, you are the root of this evil that I will defeat.
… Prince Star, to battle!
Tsukasa: Rinne-senpai, I will judge the good and evil in your actions later. For now, let us join hands in combat!
Rinne: Hell yeah! Gotta protect my pride as a chief!
Eichi: Fufu, to engage in reckless battle in the name of revolution―it seems none of you have changed at all.
Eichi 2.0, Eichi 3.0, it is your turn now.

Eichi 2.0: Finally my time has come, 1.0.

Eichi 3.0: As long as we—Tenshouin Eichi—are here, purging the rebels is an easy task.
Hokuto: Huh. So by cloning yourself, you’re trying to gain eternal life, Tenshouin-senpai?
I will defeat you and become a real idol…!
[Real Life]
Star Maker Production ES Office

[ Hokuto wakes up]
Hokuto: ...Ah!
...What? ...Oh, a dream? That was one hell of a nightmare.

Eichi: Hello there, Hokuto. Seeing you napping in the agency is quite the rare sight. You must've been very tired.
I didn't want to wake you, so I waited here―did you have a nightmare, perhaps?
Hokuto: Whoa?! T-Tenshouin-senpai…
How many bodies have you been through?
Eichi: Hm? I really don’t get what you’re talking about…
Ah... Was your dream perhaps related to the script in your hand?
“The Threepenny Space Opera (tentative)"¹, huh… So Dramatica is doing a Sci-Fi stage play?
Hokuto: No, it is only one of the options for our next production. It might be difficult, considering our budget, though.
Eichi: If money is an issue, might I offer to sponsor? I was just thinking that I’d like to watch a show directed by Wataru.
Hokuto: Please don’t. Nothing good will come out of sponsoring him. Not to mention, getting a personal sponsor for a circle activity doesn’t feel right.
But I am grateful, Tenshouin-senpai.
Eichi: Hm? What for?
Hokuto: Nothing, just... I've realized we are so blessed here.
We're able to be whatever kind of idol we please in ES. I just wanted to thank you for that.
Eichi: Fufu. That's very unlike you. Also, it's quite embarrassing to be told that face-to-face.
The establishment of ES has jump-started a new phase in the idol industry. We’ll be even busier from now on, Hokuto.
Hokuto: Right, bring it on. We'll never stop moving forward.
As long as the fans are still there for us―I will continue to be an idol.
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NOTE :
¹ The title of the Dramatica play (スペース三文オペラ) seems to be taken from The Threepenny Opera(insert link) (三文オペラ in Japanese). Interestingly, the wiki article mentions that the original opera was written to be a "beggar's" opera in contrast with opera's traditionally aristocratic origins, and that the plotline is a criticism of a capitalist world.