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frontline watchdog 8 (END)
Hiyori: I’m hooome! Here here here, my darling Bloodstained Mary! Your Master has returned to you!
Ibara: Welcome home, Your Highness Hiyori! This Saegusa Ibara has spent every second of the day awaiting your return! Salute~ ☆
Hiyori: Yes yes, I have finally arrived! Ooh, I’d love a “Welcome Home” party!
Jun: A party’s a bit much, you know...
Nagi-senpai helped look after Mary too, right?
Thanks so much for taking care of her. I hope she didn’t cause any trouble for you guys, was she all good?
Nagisa: ...Yes. Bloody Mary is a good girl.
...I enjoyed myself, spending time with her. It was very worthwhile.
Hiyori: You sure look happy, Nagisa-kun! If you’re smiling, I can’t help but feel happy too!
I want to hear all about what happened while I was gone! Jun-kun, go get some tea for us, please!
Jun: Yeah, yeah. We should take out some of the souvenirs we brought back, they’d go well with some tea.
There’s rice crackers filled with mugwort. They’re just plain delicious, I have to say~
Nagisa: ...I wonder what they taste like. I’m looking forward to them.
...Would I be able to hear from both of you as well?. I would like to hear about what you saw and what you experienced.
Hiyori: Of course! I shall delve into all the details of my glorious adventure!
Nagisa: ...Adventure? Weren’t you in the countryside?
Jun: I’m sure we’ll be here for an hour or so. This one here got lost on some mountain behind the lodge that were we staying at~
We searched for him like crazy. And of course, when we found him, our runaway in question was frolicking around in a spring.
Hiyori: It was the discovery of the century! The locals even told me they had no clue about it!
Hiyori: They named it the “Hiyori Spring”! I’ll take you there someday, Nagisa-kun!
Ibara: (...At long last, the weight has been lifted.)
(I’m through with looking after animals. I’ll have to secure a pet sitter capable of working on short notice, so that I never make this mistake again.)
Yuzuru: Good work, Ibara.
Ibara: ...How unpleasant. Why are you of all people congratulating me?
Yuzuru: I simply saw how hard you worked. I thought I’d praise you, even from an outsider’s perspective. ♪
How was it, spending time with that dog—er, Bloody Mary? Do you have any desire to keep your own pet, now?
Ibara: ...That might not be the worst idea. Dogs are obedient, and if I train up a competent breed, it could serve as a shield for when the time comes.
You never know when a two-faced dog will turn its fangs on you, so you can never let your guard down.
That being said, I believe I’ll hold off. I am occupied with idol work and acting as the Vice President, so I don’t have the spare time to be fussing over animals.
Ibara: Besides, isn’t it much more amusing to have control over people, rather than a dog?
Yuzuru: Say what you will, but it seems they quite like opening up to you, don’t you think?
Ibara: ....Hmph. That is just some willful attachment on their part. Dogs are those sorts of creatures, after all.
Ibara: (They do say that dogs are a man’s best friend. In my case, my closest friend is no one but myself.)
(That’s right, I don’t have the free time to be concerned with such things. For the sake of a promising future, I must power through the battlefield with nary a glance away!)
(I will survive, using everything that can be used! Assault! Invade! Conquer! Ahahahaha...☆)